One of my favorite, and very simple dishes that feels fancy, but is quite reasonably priced to make. (I.e., cheap!)

Black Lentil Paté Recipe

That’s it! Smash or blend to your desired texture.

I like it served with toast points and a side of steamed asparagus spears…delicious and light but filling…

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Easy, tasty shot with a horrible name. (Don’t ask.)

Like PBJ ice cream … made out of whiskey.

Simple ingredients:

1.5 oz Skrewball™ Peanut Butter Whiskey (From the freezer!)

.5 oz Haering Cherry Liquour or Luxardo Cherry Liquor

Pour the Skrewball™ into the shot. Gently add the cherry liquor and it settles on the bottom of the glass. Done!

Corpseboy's Cocktails

My personal favorite when I have a cold

Simple ingredients:

2 oz. Fernet Branca

1 Ricola™ Original Herb cough drop

Serving suggestion:

  1. Place the Ricola™ Original Herb cough drop in an aperitif glass
  2. Fill with Fernet Branca

Conversely, you can suck on a Ricola™ Original Herb cough drop while sipping Fernet Branca

Pre-Heat oven to 425 degrees

  1. Mince a head of garlic
  2. Chop four medium sized jalapeño peppers
  3. Mix garlic and jalapeños with olive oil
  4. Set mixture aside
  5. Take a large head of organic cabbage
  6. Cut cabbage into eight sections, removing core
  7. Place each section on its own piece of tin foil that is big enough to wrap it
  8. Evenly divide the olive oil/garlic/jalapeño mixture onto each section, add a splash of extra oil if desired
  9. Wrap tightly
  10. Bake for 45 minutes, or until it is as you like

Salt and pepper to taste, and serve…

Corpseboy's Cocktails

Hey, Martha Stewart gets many things right: one is simple syrup. CorpseBoy also uses a 1:1 ratio for consistent sweetening.

Gently bring one cup of sugar and one cup of water to a boil until sugar has dissolved. (I use a cup of already hot water from my glorious Zojirushi water dispenser. This way it takes virtually no time at all.) Remove from heat and let cool completely before using. After cooling, I then seal it in a mason jar for longevity.

Corpseboy's Cocktails

2 ounces Rye
1 ounce Averna
1 dash Angostura bitters
1 dash Orange bitters

Build on a rock, stir till cold, serve up. Garnish with a quality brandied cherry.

Corpseboy's Cocktails

2 ounces Rye
3/4 ounces Cynar
1 tablespoon Simple syrup
2 dashes Angostura bitters

Build on a rock. Stir till cold. Serve up, or on the rock.

Corpseboy's Cocktails

It’s kind of a Fernet night

2 ounces rye whiskey
1/4 ounce Fernet Branca
1/4 ounce simple syrup
2 dashes Angostura bitters

Build on a rock. Stir till cold. Serve up or on a rock. Express an orange peel over the drink, garnish.

Corpseboy's Cocktails

1 1/2 ounce rye
3/4 ounce sweet vermouth
1/4 ounce Fernet Branca

Build on a rock, stir till cold. Serve up.

Corpseboy's Cocktails

A Bobby Burns cocktail made, well, with a scotch whisky that some of my friends would say should not be anywhere near a cocktail…until they’ve tried this one.

1.5oz Laphroaig
1oz Dolin Rouge
.5oz Benedectine
2 dashes each of angostura and peychauds bitters

Gently add the ingredients to ice and stir, then strain and serve up.